I want you to come live with me, and die with me, and everything with me.
“How will your tattoos look when you’re old?!”
Pretty fucking bad ass apparently.
My conversations with this dude are the best
- John: I'm down. Those girls sluts?
- John: I'm buzzed and won the axe throw.
- John: I hit the tiny ass heart on my first throw. I have the biggest dick here.
- Me: One is engaged and the other has been in a commited relationship for four years. But those bitches bailed so yes they are sluts. And to the axe throwing thing I say well done. Instead of "Pussy Piñata" people should now refer to you as "Penis Colossal"
I wish I could get rid of select things from my mind without damaging the rest of it. I could go for deleting a couple of memories/people from my brain.
If only the Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind procedure was real
And beards. Long hair and beards.
- Sext: I kiss you deeply as I lay you back gently on the bed, my hands roaming up your thighs, palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti
beards make you hotter.
this is science.
Actually having more facial hair/stubble is a sign of higher fertility in men. So yes it is actual science.