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Cassandra. 20. College Student.
Dear, AZ. Satan called, he wants his weather back.
My blog consists of laughs, the occasional rant and pretty much anything that appeals to me.
"Follow the path of the unsafe, independent thinker. Expose your ideas to the danger of controversy, speak your mind and fear less the label of ‘crackpot' than the stigma of conformity.”
I call it “John finally has a hot woman in his mouth”

I call it “John finally has a hot woman in his mouth”

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ex0skeletal: “Fire” (via Cassiopeia Art - Gallery - Elements)

ex0skeletal:

“Fire” (via Cassiopeia Art - Gallery - Elements)

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thedailywhat: So This Happened of the Day: Narcissist chef Anthony Bourdain swung by the Great GoogaMooga Festival in Brooklyn over the weekend for a little Q&A — at which a little girl asked Bourdain how he’d cook a unicorn: He would roast the loin, grill the legs, braise the forequarter and use the horn to pick your teeth with after the meal. For the record, unicorn marrow is delicious, he says. Well, she asked. Not sure which is more creepy, though: Bourdain’s answer or a little girl who wants to cook a unicorn. [blastr]

thedailywhat:

So This Happened of the Day: Narcissist chef Anthony Bourdain swung by the Great GoogaMooga Festival in Brooklyn over the weekend for a little Q&A — at which a little girl asked Bourdain how he’d cook a unicorn:

He would roast the loin, grill the legs, braise the forequarter and use the horn to pick your teeth with after the meal. For the record, unicorn marrow is delicious, he says.

Well, she asked. Not sure which is more creepy, though: Bourdain’s answer or a little girl who wants to cook a unicorn.

[blastr]

(via smokecrackandsatan)

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"Things are sweeter when they’re lost. I know—because once I wanted something and got it. It was the only thing I ever wanted badly… And when I got it it turned to dust in my hands."
-F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Beautiful and Damned (via ihopeyoulook)

(Source: wordsonawhitescreen, via sophiestrand)

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curiositycounts: Stunning photography and a beautiful example of why freedom of expression is essential to protect. “Muslim-Canadian Sooraya Graham, a fine arts student at Thompson Rivers University in Kamloops, B.C., didn’t expect to find herself in the middle of a virtual hostage-taking when her project for a photography class was hung in the hallways of the university’s art department. Her photo, a mural print of a woman wearing full Islamic dress and holding a bra in her hands while folding laundry, was ripped off the wall by an outraged university staffer.” Full story.

curiositycounts:

Stunning photography and a beautiful example of why freedom of expression is essential to protect. 

“Muslim-Canadian Sooraya Graham, a fine arts student at Thompson Rivers University in Kamloops, B.C., didn’t expect to find herself in the middle of a virtual hostage-taking when her project for a photography class was hung in the hallways of the university’s art department.

Her photo, a mural print of a woman wearing full Islamic dress and holding a bra in her hands while folding laundry, was ripped off the wall by an outraged university staffer.”

Full story.

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When it comes to owning pets

The cons outweigh the pros for me. I think they are cute and all but I think the only animal I would make an exception to own would be a great white majestic ass Husky, or some other dog that resembled a wolf. Other than that, pets are: a constant waste of money, annoying/aggravating, probably dirty, malodorous as fuck, and just generally suck.

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"Riches can all be lost, but that happiness in your own heart can only be veiled, and it will bring you happiness again, as long as you live."
-Anne Frank: The Diary of a Young Girl
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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

(via uaintonmyflight)

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Didn’t even see this one from New Years!

Didn’t even see this one from New Years!

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SUCH a sexy man.

SUCH a sexy man.

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Lay me on your bed of nails
Tie me to your whipping post
I’ll let you kill me
And I’ll be your ghost

I’d hang my self in iron chains for you
I’d whip my self with razorwire for you
If you’d only promise to kiss my wounds
I would gladly give my life to you

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AKA: A “Bangover”

AKA: A “Bangover”

(Source: little-metal-things, via revenge-of--the-zombie)

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animalstalkinginallcaps: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY’VE CANCELED THE ASTRONOMERS-ONLY DANCE-OFF AND EMCEE BATTLE? I’VE BEEN PRACTICING FOR MONTHS. MY MOVES ARE TIGHT. MY BODY LOOSE AS A COMET’S ION TAIL. I INTENDED TO STEP OUT OF THE BOOTH SMELLING LIKE BURBERRY COLOGNE, THEN GRIP THE MIC AND SERVE THOSE BASTARDS FROM OBSERVATIONAL COSMOLOGY.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY’VE CANCELED THE ASTRONOMERS-ONLY DANCE-OFF AND EMCEE BATTLE?

I’VE BEEN PRACTICING FOR MONTHS. MY MOVES ARE TIGHT. MY BODY LOOSE AS A COMET’S ION TAIL. I INTENDED TO STEP OUT OF THE BOOTH SMELLING LIKE BURBERRY COLOGNE, THEN GRIP THE MIC AND SERVE THOSE BASTARDS FROM OBSERVATIONAL COSMOLOGY.

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"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”
— Oscar Wilde"
-(via danilynjennison)

(via khloemagazine)

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